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I just received this email!

I am Susanna a Widow from Burkina Faso in west Africa, I want to use this opportunity to let you know about a distress sale of 380kg of gold bars.

My Late Husband has a limited liability and Gold merchant base in Burkina Faso West Africa before his untimely death. After his business trip to Abidjan – Cote d’Ivoire, to negotiate on a gold business he wanted to invest in Abidjan – Cote d’Ivoire .

A week after he came back from Abidjan, he was attacked by unknown assassins. My husband died after five days in a private hospital on that fateful afternoon. I didn’t know that my husband was going to die that sudden. But before he gave up the ghost, it was as if he knew he was going to die., MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE he disclosed to me that he deposited this amount of 380KG of Gold in Shipment company here in Burkina Faso.

Please I would like to ship this Gold to your country for sale and investment which I would like you to handle. I will really appreciate your response towards handling this very transaction so that i will give you more details on how to conclude the shipment to your country.

 

Poor Susan’s late husband ‘Gave Up The Ghost’ I chortled when I read that. How fortunate I am to have had Susan just randomly contact me from Burkina Faso to Handle the sale and investment of this gold. She didn’t mention my percentage. Maybe I am not rich, and she will only offer me pennies to handle this transaction. Hmm.

Anyhow, tomorrow, Testament at London Music Hall. Officially sold out. Yay. I need this. Hopefully is the sign of a good start to the month. If you are going, and see me, say hi.

Busy busy on pre-production for my events in October. I realized I didn’t even make my ‘coming soon – instagram’ post. Oops, maybe I should

Peace out, have a great weekend

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